Aarrr! I bin shiverin’ me timbers out ’ere fer months now, but today be me reward. That’s right, mateys, ’tis Talk Like a Pirate Day! So ’ave at it ye scurvy dogs. I got two fine ships ’ere an’ the weather’s fair fer separatin’ unsuspectin’ landlubbers from their valuables.
Whoa, stab me vitals with a boat hook! Must ’ave ’it a patch o’ rough water, or I ran o’er that there Seven Bollard Reef again!
Posted fer Becky’s Squares: Seven. See more responses ’ere.
Graham's Island 
Hilarious! Me thinks you got the pirate speak down!
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A little entertaining research helped!
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You have a way with words Graham 😂
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Aarrr! Words, whisky, and women. I got a way with words, t’others, not so much!
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Was in a bar and told them I was a pirate, even resplendent with a parrot on my shoulder.
A bloke asked “Well if you’re a pirate, where’s your buccaneers?”
“Under me buccan hat” I replied 😁
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That be a fine pirate joke!
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🦜🏴☠️😁
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you have me laughing out loud in the hotel lounge – this is fantastic!
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Glad you liked it Becky. I wasn’t sure I could fit it into the Sevens theme, but was glad I could.
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That was hilarious, Graham. I particularly liked ‘stab me vitals …
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Glad you liked it Karen. That’s a line I’ve used over the years and I have no idea where I got it from!
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Fabulous, me hearty!
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Aarrr!
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I think you should make this a recurring theme! Loved it!
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Well, it’s an annual event, though I’m not sure I could come up with something even that often!
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